MANS WITHOUT SKILL - Or NG's as Josh likes to call them. What is the point of your life? It's not even just boys our age, it's fucking Grandpa's as well. Just the other day I was walking along and I could sense someone watching me. I turned around saw that some next grandpa was standing there raising his eyebrows at me. And today, once again the same thing happened to me at the train station. Fucking Pervs!
GRANDPA'S - OK, now I know I'm not exactly the most baby-face girl on Earth, nor am I the most flat-chested, but Grandpa's, we call you that for a reason, and that reason is because some of you are old enough to BE my grandpa. And that's saying something coz my granddad is about 75.
MANDEM PART 5 - Boys, the fact that i have had to mention you in every single one of these is a sign. A sign that y'all need to fix up, quick time. Girls, I know you must hate it when a guy PESTERS you for your number, but never holla's at you. If you don't have credit, don't ask me for my number. If a girl says she doesn't wanna give you her number, accept it, don't make her resort to having to say she is a lesbian. Cha Nah Man!
MANDEM PART 6 - Do I look like some next Miss Lucy to you? For those of you who don't know who Miss Lucy is, say the name and hopefully you'll work it out. If you still don't understand, just ask me. Anyways... Boys, when you see my face do you think 'Yeah, that's my next beat st-hi-ll!'? Coz the way some niggas talk to me, they really must think that. And then when i shut you down, you get all upset. Do I really look like the kind of girl who would give head to some random boy. And although I hate to say it, Poppy, you were right. "He Only Wants You For Your Chest!"
MANDEM PART 7 - Why, oh, why do you lie about being a virgin, when you so BLATANTLY aren't. I can just about understand why a girl would lie about being a virgin - even though it's harder for a girl to fake her virginity. Like really, what are you gonna gain from doing so? And exactly what are you hoping to prove? It's just ridiculously stupid, especially if you're only saying you're a virgin because a girl said she is. Kumtah!
RELATIONSHIPS - This is not just to boys, its to girls as well. Boys- If you like a girl, don't go on a longting about it, be honest at least, it won't hurt you to do so. If you only want a link, tell her from the start, don't lead her on by treating her like your girlfriend, and then when you have a fight say "you're not my girl!" If you do like her enough to be in a relationship, then do it - get together. Because from a girl's point of view, it hurts when a guy just forgets about you, or treats you like a doormat. Girls - Obviously, I'm not saying lay down on the ground and let them walk over you, but it you really like him that much you would try and show it, alie?
RELATIONSHIPS PART 2 - Here's a tip: at the beginning of a new relationship, there should be some boundaries set down. Boys - If you're the kind to let your girl go to a shubz alone, expect her to bruck out. If you really don't want her to get too nasty, tell her not to go too far. Girls - If you have a man, be aware of your surroundings, for example, people with cameras, coz if you told your man that you weren't planning to bruck out, don't get caught. If you go to a shubz together, accept the fact that your man will probably wanna dance with other girls, or other girls will at least be tryna push up on that. Expect it if your man is hot stuff.
AM I A PRICK? - People really seem to think that just because there are times when I'm sitting there all quietly and shit that, I'm a pushover. Think again bruda. People who actually know me will tell you that I'm a rude little bitch. And I'm glad to be, coz I've had enough of fake friends and people that think my name is Jimmy Bobby Laddy the Third... Coz it really ISN'T. I've had enough, and be warned: You Really Have NOT Seen My True Colours.
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