SEX - No offence to those among us who aren't virgins, but some of you really need to bump the following songs: Lyfe Jennings - SEX and Next - Beauty Queen. Both of these songs are about a young girl who is being used for sex. This relates back to the first part of 'Rage' - to the SLUTS/SKETS/HOES section. I'm not gonna name any names here, even though it would be more effective with names attached... But I've spoken to a number of girls after they've lost their virginity... Most said they regretted either the age they lost it at, or the person they lost it to. I feel so sorry for these girls because they've wasted their one opportunity to lose their virtue, and they've lost it to guy who's name they might not even remember in 20 years.
SEX PART 2 - It's like everybody is in a rush to lose their dignity; the one thing that will help you to truly remain innocent. And then you have these dumb bitches who think jsut because they've been popped, they should give intimate details of their sexcapdes. I think not. There is a truly brilliant quote that would sum this whole thing up, but it can't be used it as everybody will know who the girl in question is. Here is a clue : "Cah Mi Haffi Whine Pon Di Cocky Like This" :)
FRESHIES - I'm not just talking African freshies, I'm talking Yardies as well. I will never forget the day some yardie man, called Joe, moved to me and told me that if I came to see him, he would 'Make It Worth My While'. Yikes! And then there's them HIDEOUS Somalian freshies who think they're hot stuff and try and talk to me when they can't even speak proper English... And then you get the Facebook Freshies. The ones who send me messages saying "hi girl u are lookin so fine beautiful, so fine girl y don't u come to me so da r i can take good care of u trust me girl, iand i wil make sure u are safe beautiful ok so pls fine girl if u are happy with dat u cal on dis No.07958****468 ok beautiful so take care talk to u soon". Yeah, I'm really gonna call you babes. I really ahte it when freshies come to me tryna talk slang: "You Cool B...Wha Gawan".
FRESHIES PART 2 - Here's some advice girlies. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever go to Brixton Market on a hot day. You will have comments such as "(Jamaican Accent) You Look Nice" directed at your breasts.
HOOD CELEBRITIES - This paragraph ain't even the after-effects of me having drunk a gallon of 'Haterade', but being a hood celebrity is really not a good thing. To those people who brag about having 657 friends on Facebook, do you really think you know all of them. You probably only know about a quarter of them. People will constantly know your business, and your name will enter people's mouths so fast, you won't even realise. Being a hood celebrity can get you into a lot of unnecessary beef and people that you love can end up hurt. as a female, being a hood celebrity can leave you with the reputation of a slut, which I highly doubt you would like. As for certain chicks that go around beg friending to gain popularity, what is he point? When you're applying to university nobody is going to care that you are Little Miss Blah-Blah. Them people who thought it was cool to bunk off of school because of prior engagements in the hood, we'll see wha gwan on the 27th of August. (Results day for those who weren't in school enough to know that).
Which leads onto my next section...
DUMB PEOPLE AKA "YEEDS" - FFS, For Fuck's Sake, as John kindly informed us ;), what have you idiots been doing for the past 12 years? I thought i was bad coz i forgot how to do some stuff, but some of you never even knew how to do it in the first place! You idiots are gonna blame the system in a few years, but the system didn't drag you into the alleyway for a quick fag, when you could have been learning how to do Simultaneous Equations, and the system certainly didn't tell you to play that gay copter game instead of learning about Myosis and Mitosis. I'm not even gonna lie, i spent whole lessons texting, listenig to music, writng songs and stories, eating Subway, straightening mine and other peoples' hair, sing ramping Shop, talking about sex, on the phone, taking pictures, playing pass the sniff, conspiring against teachers, watching films, drawing things, planning outings, reading books, planning parties and a whole lot more shit instead of learning, but we'll see who gets better results.
MANDEM PART 4 - Do you really think us girls lay in bed crying about you? We might have the off £6 feast, where a few tears are shed, but come on, we've got much better things to do. You ain't all that and a packet of Salt and Vinegar, trust me :). Them 'mans' that walk around ends with that swagger "Yeah i got chicks sprung on me fam"... "I make da gyaldem sing 4 me". The guy who sung that song looks like a blick rat. The gyaldem don't sing, they scream when they see you, blud! So here's a message for all you boys who think you got girls strung out. In the words of Martine McCutcheon "It's Sad But It's True, I'm Over You"
GIRLS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP THEIR BUSINESS TO THEMSELVES AND THEN COMPLAIN WHEN EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THEM - If you didn't want people to know in the first place, why tell people. you must have wanted the attention in the first palce for you to be telling people your intimate and usually dirty personal business. In case you haven't realised, if you don't tell people your business you won't get exposed.
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